Dork Stamp

The act of hitting someone forehead when they have said or done something so stupid it defies logic.

Bob: Hey I was sending you a text but I sent it to myself instead.

Sally: That is worth a Dork Stamp...you retard....

by CakieWakie October 14, 2009

Dork Stamp

When someone firing a gun fails to control the recoil and has the scope hit them in the face. Also known as scope eye, scope bite, or eye ring.

"You'll get a dork stamp if you aren't ready for the recoil."

by slickity doo dah March 21, 2023