The miraculous tools and methods that deities supposedly use to run the cosmos, or the human-made devices intended to tap into that divine power. On the cosmic side, this includes the prayer-answering switchboard, the karma accounting ledger, and the giant celestial remote control that occasionally changes the channel on your life without warning. On the human side, it's everything from prayer beads and holy water to those "miracle" candles that promise to solve all your problems if you just light them and believe really hard. The user manual for divine technology is notoriously difficult to read.
Divine Technologies Example: "He lit a novena candle, hoping the divine technology would help him get the job. The candle burned beautifully for nine days, and he did not get the job. He concluded the divine tech was either broken or that 'no' was, in fact, the answer to his prayer, which felt like a software glitch."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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