dirty Walmart

When a bunch of store employees stand in a circle and masturbate onto the floor then call maintenance to clean up the spill.

I heard Jeff complaining how the mop smelled like semen after cleaning the dirty walmart off the floor in the women's apparel department.

by Walmart Jesus November 5, 2015

Dirty Walmart

When your platonically stimulating your male close friends genitalia with your oral cavity outside a Walmart on the sidewalk, but a presumably homeless druggy catches you and laughs softly well saying that's kinda weird man, so you proceed to get the fuck out of there.

"Man, I was so embarrassed cuz me and Connor had a dirty Walmart the other day"

by Dirty Little Boy January 22, 2026