Computers that don't suck

Computers that are not based off of Microsoft DOS, or Microsoft NT. These include but are not limited to computers based off of:

BSD
Linux
Unix

My friend needed me to recommend some computers that don't suck. So I said Macintosh.

by Reiden Estrin February 25, 2011

I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!

Statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. Often said in defense of one's self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. Commonly stated in a rushed together pronunciation "idontsuckyousuck" for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the accusing actually sucks, not you.

- Hey, I couldn't help but noticing that you did a terrible job saving the day again, you sure do suck!

- I DON'T SUCK, YOU SUCK!
or
- idontsuckyousuck!

by Dr. Weldingstuff April 24, 2017

Don't Suck

Encouragement before any activity. Don't fail. You got this. Originally said between Little League umpires before games — a reminder to stay sharp and not mess up. Spanish equivalent: No Mames.

Don't suck @ running. Don't suck @ swimming. Don't suck @ biking. Don't suck @ fishing. Don't suck @ hunting.

by DaveSallyStuff January 31, 2026