Australian insult for something fake, vulgar or generally bullshit. Must be said in an Australian accent, usually pronounced "Croc o Shit" or "Croc a Shit". See Miley Cyrus.
Steve: Did you see Miley Cyrus' latest video?
Sheila: Yeah. What a Croc of Shit.
Brenda: Did you hear Mike went surfing with Elvis Presley's ghost the other day?
Sheila: Yeah. The whole story's a Croc of Shit to me.
Sheila: Yeah. What a Croc of Shit.
Brenda: Did you hear Mike went surfing with Elvis Presley's ghost the other day?
Sheila: Yeah. The whole story's a Croc of Shit to me.
by EdSwag203 November 9, 2013
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The other day, the Shit Goblin struck again when I went to put on my shoes. Instead, I got a Croc of Shit.
by all-hail-cthulhu January 6, 2026
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