Crack head John

A man in his 30's who has lost all to his addiction to the crack pipe

Hey, is John on the STEM FAST diet.
Have you seen John? Yes I have he is at the shelter.
Hey man can you spare a $5 for some food,or a 20 for some rock?
I am a cracker but i like to be called a ROCK STAR

by silly March 7, 2005

crack den of saint john

A brown tarnished house with what lives a weed troll who is said to smoke 12 grams of reefer per day. He can gain magical powers from said reefer, such as being able to play osu drunk. Doctors across tge world fear what lays beneath his lungs. The weed trolls father the liquor troll will sometimes glide his magic truck to the whimsical sidebar for hours drinking potions of courage which helps him pilot his magical rust heap across town.

You ever been inside the crack den of saint john?
Well One time I walked in got mauled by a simese cat
That sucks

by Y2KBazo February 11, 2021

Crack at john

when you gotta wake up really early to catch a bus to school

Goddamit, had to wake up crack at john to get the bus to school

by lilgayboy606969 February 24, 2026