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Canadian Needle

A sexual act where a man shits liquid diarrhea into a thin ice rod mold, freezes it, and then starts to sound with it until it breaks inside his urethra. Then he masturbates until blood, diarrhea, and semen all come out simultaneously when he finally ejaculates.
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"Do you want to come to my house? Everybody is going to do the Canadian needle!"
by Übermach February 4, 2026
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