Blue Hog

A minor-attracted-person who has an insatiable desire for underage boys, sometimes bordering on obsession.

Mike is such a blue hog; he is always on the lookout for new boys.

by Cicero106 October 27, 2023

Blue Ribbon Hog

A blue ribbon hog is a man’s penis that is exceptionally large. Like in “Charlotte’s Web,” Wilbur receives the blue ribbon for being the most outstanding hog. Most often, a hog will receive the blue ribbon for being the biggest hog in the state fair. Thus, a man with a gigantic penis can be dubbed to have a blue ribbon hog.

“Did you see Scott whip out his dick last night?”
Yeah! He sure has a blue ribbon hog!

by birdman2346 January 21, 2019

Blue Hog

When you cut off circulation to your penis and try to jerk off

Aye bro I heard Gibby try to blue hog in the church today

by ExtraChromieHomie January 17, 2026