The practice of adopting the language and posture of cool reason, but only to justify a conclusion reached through bias, desire, or ideology. It's the construction of a rational-sounding façade for an irrational core. The bender of rationality will use cost-benefit analyses with rigged costs, or Bayesian updates that only accept evidence from one side, creating a simulacrum of reasoned judgment that's emotionally watertight but intellectually hollow.
Example: "She bent rationality to buy the sports car: 'It's a rational investment in my happiness per mile, the depreciation is offset by social capital gains, and the increased risk of tickets is mitigated by my sharper driving focus.' It was a spreadsheet of self-delusion masking a simple 'I want the shiny thing.'" Bending Rationality
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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