As If

As If is a phrase used to express shock that a particular person had the nerve to think they could even approach you.

"As if he thought he had the right to breathe the same air as me." "As if I would even consider looking at someone like him." "As If he stood a chance in Hell." "As If that isn't funnier than shit?"

by MRSKAT December 11, 2013

As If

2 words that a 7 year old boy in 1995 (i.e. me) DID NOT WANT TO HEAR FROM AN OLDER GIRL'S MOUTH!!!

ohhh, i hear it now. get me the shotgun

by KK December 30, 2004