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Alaskan Poutine

The act of collecting Smegma, rubbing it on your male genitalia, then pouring diarrhoea on it. The genitalia is the fries, smegma the cheese curds, and diarrhoea the gravy.
“Bro I didn’t have any food at my house so I made some Alaskan Poutine
by ballbearer2222 January 16, 2026
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