The study of physical laws across five dimensions: spacetime plus probability. In 5D physics, every event exists not just at a spacetime coordinate but across a spectrum of probability branches, and physical laws govern how objects and energy distribute across these branches. 5D physics explains quantum superposition (particles exist across multiple probability coordinates until observed), wavefunction collapse (observation selects a specific probability branch), and why your keys seem to teleport (they briefly shifted to an adjacent probability coordinate). It's the physics of "Schrödinger's cat is both alive and dead—in different branches," of parallel universes that are physically real, of the multiverse as a physical system rather than a philosophical speculation.
Example: "She applied 5D physics to her dating life. In one probability branch, she was happily married. In another, she was single and loving it. In a third, she was dating someone else entirely. Her actual branch was the one where she was on a mediocre third date, wondering about all the other branches. 5D physics explained her restlessness: she could feel the other branches calling."
by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026
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