Pussy

A very fragile person, often used in football to refer to an injury prone player who cries at the slightest touch. Such as Paul Pogba.

“Paul Pogba is injured again he’s such a pussy man.”

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Pussy

A female cat, or for you perverts, a woman’s genitals.

Guy 1: I rubbed a hot chick’s pussy.
Guy 2: Excuse me, what?
Guy 1 : A hot girl was holding a cat and let me pet it.
Guy 2: lol I thought you finally got laid.

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

Diet Pussy

It's pussy but your using a condom

Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?

by No_this1s.Jessie September 9, 2023

Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.

My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.

by Handymanlady September 11, 2023

Pussy

People named Mario

Mario is such a freaking pussy. He’s scared of everything.

by Itsuckslargedong September 11, 2023

Pussy

Another way to name your lovely cats

come here pussy

by PuttingDickInsidePussy September 14, 2023

Pussy Needles

I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

You: You smell of pussy needles
Emanuel: pussy needles? Is that.. Dick?
You: honestly no clue
Emanuel: I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy

by RememberToBreathe September 15, 2023