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Zach

my boy Zach gets all the h0es. if you ever seen a girl crying about their boyfriend, its because their boyfriend isn't Zach. Zach is also the reason some men are gay and some lesbians became straight.
i focked 2 girls in one night, i feel like Zach
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Zach

Zach is a buff but slightly chunky guy with a sense of humor like no other, Zach will say and do as he pleases but never purposefully disrespects anyone if he can help it, Zach will show love to those in need but more often than not he is clueless to those who show love back, he is one hell of a guy you do not want to miss an opportunity to meet.
Damn that guy Zach is funny as hell!

As annoying as Zach is, hes reliable and caring
by BIIIGPAPIII February 16, 2023
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Zach Amendola

Drake the kinda guy meme, but better.
Zach Amendola the type of guy to lick his lips and rub his hands together before a good meal.

Zach Amendola the type guy to float in the air when he smells a good pie.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to yell "Geronimo!" before jumping into the pool.

Zach Amendola the kinda guy to run in place for a few seconds before speeding off into the sunset.
by WLU03 December 4, 2022
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Zach

Zach is my little retard, zach is the prince kitten and the sweetest big brown bear, and has the biggest cock
Zach has a big cock ;), he makes Rhys's penis look small
by XxnocturnalretardpenisxX December 11, 2022
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Zach figglehorn

The quarterback on the soccer team. Heโ€™s so hot youโ€™ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.
Zach figglehorn can figgle my horn tonight.
by yourbestie December 11, 2022
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zach wharton

the ultimate sigma male that everyone is scared of, he is currently at the top of the hierarchy and i'm guessing it shall stay like that for a while. the has an obsession with luca xio ling low and loves him to bits.
OMFG ITS ZACH WHARTON!! IM SOOOOOOO SCARED!
by curved5858 January 1, 2023
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zach

the act of pulling out before something even begun because youยดre an insecure incel.
Damn dude look at that girl you should ask for her number!
I zach to much there's no way she would give it to me anyway.
by Ejoyz January 3, 2023
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