Wind

Wind is the worse thing imaginable. When it’s October and you put out your decorations for Halloween and the wind has to be a dick and then everything blows away which is a pain in the ass

Person 1 “Hey it’s going to be very windy today”

Person 2 “ Oh crap I just put out my Halloween decorations!!!”

Person 1 “ Really you did, because I can’t see them”

by Money Man!!! October 30, 2019

Garbage wind

The stinky wind that blows up into your face when you open a garbage chute in an apartment building.

Garbage dust flew into my eye when I was hit by the garbage wind from the chute.

by BayswaterGirl November 10, 2021

Goblin Wind

A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.

He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.

by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021

it winds

If something is high-end, and custom-built to a specific purpose. By analogy to an expensive watch.

Man, I just got the new iPhone. They come in purple now, and it winds!

by sdfvvf September 22, 2021

wind

wind means wynn just in simple english

hello wind

by n0ah43448 July 23, 2021

rice wind day

every friday the thirteenth you go outside and throw rice into the air

Bob “Hey did you hear it’s Rice Wind Day?”
Lily “No what’s that?”
Bob “A holiday where you throw rice in the air!”

by miniturtleman August 13, 2021

Wind That Never Dies

Wind That Never Dies:
A short person

Y e s

"Hello, Wind That Never Dies"
"Look! It's Wind That Never Dies."

by Error_Z July 11, 2021