Vegan

Vegan is a word often used by a person who goes by the online name of "Blair".
It is often used as an insult towards another person.

blair: YOU FUCKING DONKEY LIPPED VEGAN TALBE CON ARTIST BITCH
dan: damn i felt that :(

by //Mr. Pumpkin Head\\ December 29, 2018

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vegan style

The act of using potato skins, corn husks, or other locally sourced, organically grown produce as contraception. Generally considered the act of making love while using potato skins as a condom. (Not recommended)

Dont be a fool, dont wrap your tool, just do it vegan style.

by Daddy’s little angle July 26, 2018

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vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

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Fake-vegan

Courtney and Frankie

'I dont like meat'

2 days later eats meat!

Fake-vegan

by Courtney Sweeny February 4, 2019

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Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

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