A turtle kid is a kid who is super chill but has a crackhead sense of humor and has a bad obsession with their turtle and probably something else. Overall, a good friend to have, just don't get them on the topic of turtles or they'll never shut the hell up.
Person one: hey did you see Jerry over there, does he always stare at his turtle lovingly like that?
Person two: Yeah, Jerry is such a turtle kid
Person two: Yeah, Jerry is such a turtle kid
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Get the turtle head mug.To go on the defensive. To make oneself incapable of harm or damage.
Can be used in a literal or figurative sense.
Can be used in a literal or figurative sense.
1. When losing the game, he chose to turtle up, giving himself an opportunity to comeback.
2. The opposing boxer decided to turtle up and wait for the striker to tire himself out before striking back.
2. The opposing boxer decided to turtle up and wait for the striker to tire himself out before striking back.
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dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car
dude nick my parents flipped when they found that turtle jiz in the back of my car
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Get the Turtle jiz mug.A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs
Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man
Man 2: that's just sad man
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