rusty goggles

When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye

Hey man what'd you do last night
Aw dude I gave this girl the rusty goggles

by StayRustyMyFriends May 25, 2016

rusty mustard

The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.

I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.

by Mr_Musick23 January 2, 2017

rusty toolbox

Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.

Lemme eat that rusty toolbox, nobody else will.

by TheLetsGetItGuy January 28, 2017

Rusty Torres

When a woman shoves a Gordita up a man's ass and giving a blowjob while humming any song from the movie Up in Smoke

Man, that gurl Rosita owns a Mexican food truck , so you know she gives a great Rusty Torres

by Soda Jive February 3, 2020

Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.

I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.

by Wyzguy April 25, 2020

Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

Rusty handcock

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.

We were having a good time until he gave me a rusty handcock. Now I have a UTI.

by Dirty Fish Facts November 6, 2020