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White male tears

She thinks she's drinking white male tears, but she's actually dreaming of white male semen
by My name is ???? December 11, 2022
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tear its head off

a term for an extended stint of vigorous and thorough masturbation by which it appears to anyone watching as though you were trying to tug the glans of your cock off.

a similar sort of effect to the phrase "Choking the chicken"
you seen jake around latley?

nah, I heard his dad walked in on him the other day, caught him -going at it- big time, he wasn't too happy, said he yelled at him "you'll tear its head off if you keep going like that!"
by Hidamari November 8, 2011
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Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker

A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.
I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.
by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009
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No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.
You were killed by Bowzer!

Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!
by Steve July 22, 2004
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Codeine tears in my fanta

I hate the bitterness of my tears so I overflow it with Fanta to forget all my pain.
Codeine tears in my Fanta can help me with my anxiety.
by Xanax bars September 16, 2020
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I drank my own tears

A saying you use when you were laughing so hard that the tears rolled down your face into your mouth,

this can also apply this when you are crying with sadness.
Mary: That girl on the x factor was so bad last night, i was laughing so hard that i drank my own tears.

Margret: I seen her too, she was terrible! Haha.
by MiuNyan September 18, 2011
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You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.
thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
by fatb8tch July 20, 2019
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