Soccer

A game where people kick balls around and hope to hell they score.

Look at those kids, their playing a game of boys vs. girls soccer...

by a23577 September 29, 2018

Soccer

The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS

Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer

by JingoTheStuck June 3, 2018

Soccer

The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.

Soccer

by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019

Kiss a soccer girl day

On November 14th it is kiss a soccer girl day

Hello, fellow soccer player, guess what day it is? It is *drumroll* kiss a soccer girl day!!! *trumpets start playing a fanfare*

by Potatoman2006 November 12, 2019

stateline soccer club

the actual best soccer club in the history of soccer clubs, the best coach is collen mcgourley. We have a lot of fun and make jokes with glagos. If you want to join a soccer club make it stateline 🏆⚽️

stateline soccer club just won ...AGAIN!

by rat rat November 16, 2019

Soccer

A sport where the most athletic players play in the world instead of America but they are mostly young guys that have fake injuries and flop around the field.

Guy 1-What is that guy playing?
Guy 2-I don’t know he’s flopping around the field
Guy 3-Thats a guy playing soccer

by the_comrade_memepage March 10, 2019

rock paper soccer

kinda like rock paper scissors... it’s a philly thing.

we gotta rock paper soccer it out to figure out who gets front seat.

by maddog68 March 18, 2019