School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.

Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!

by Satan August 11, 2004

School

1) Hell
2) Prison
3) But a good place to beat people up

School......SUX ASS If you like it..then your fucked up man......

by Lonely Tira August 29, 2006

School

is dumb....period.

GUy 1- hey ready for school?
Guy- you mean am i ready to die?

by fishywishypooo May 30, 2009

School

A less tortrous concentration camp

Rupert went to school, only to be tortured even more.

by Rachel June 5, 2004

School

A place where kids get torched for 18 years. They start at the age of 5 years and end school at 17 or 18

Divided into two school years -

Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12

Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat

Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment

Student asking the teacher about history

Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"

Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-

by schoolboy69 April 23, 2014

School

A prison where poor, innocent, children go to "learn". Many teachers think they have the power to control students behaviour, but in reality, they can't. The students are prisoners. There behaviour makes sense. It's the reason you'll block out the first 18 years of your life.

Person 1: remember that prison called school?
Person 2: yeah worst prison ever.

by epicalex95 May 11, 2014

School

Secretly a kid prison.
SCHOOL:
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

School. |Prison. |
Little fresh air. |Little fresh air time. |
Bad food. |Bad food. |
Locked up in a room. |Locked up in a room|
Tortured. |Tortured. |

by Whydowehaveschool April 26, 2014