Pulling a Schofield

To "Pull a Schofield", one has to take complete disregard for others feelings - especially close friends and family - in order to facilitate personal gain...thus screwing over your mates

A slight twist on this is the remark "classic schofield" where someone points out that someone has pulled a schofield, and another responds with "classic schofield" this is multi purpose

Will was caught 'Pulling a Schofield' this morning when he told Tom about Tims secret of cracking onto Toms sister. Tim had told him this in strict confidence.

Nikesh found out that Will had 'Pulled a Schofield' when he contacted his account to find out that Will had added himself to their suppliers list instead. Nik found this odd as they were good friends and colleagues.

Tim found Will cracking onto his mum while he was out of the room. He told Mike about this who responded 'Classic Schofield'

by Wills mum September 20, 2012

Pulled a Courtney

When you sneeze when coming up on an intersection while driving, run the red light, and hit another car.

"Dang, I just totaled my car." "How'd you manage that?" "Oh I just pulled a Courtney"

by H-peezy January 30, 2012

Pulling a Mooch

Getting someone you work with fired, only to be fired by their replacement days later.

After pulling a Mooch, maybe they'll makeup and start the job hunt together.

by The Big Puh July 31, 2017

Pulling a Shayan

When you have a short period of time left on a test and you're only less than halfway done with it, it's called pulling a Shayan. Also known as procrastination but specifically pertaining to taking tests and exams. (The reason it's Shayan and not another name is because it means "deserving" or "worthy effort" in Middle Eastern dialects.)

Guy #1: Dude did you see Raine struggling on number 5?
Guy #2: Yeah dude, she was totally pulling a Shayan!

by Richard FB January 14, 2019

Pulling a Brooks

When you think that your the most talented and valuable person alive because you have high stats in Call of Duty, when in reality no one gives a shit. You frequently call yourself a god and think that you can step on anyone you'd like. In other words, your stuck-up. People like this are generally sweaty tryhards without a life.

1. Brooks: "I AM A GOD! I just won that round of Call of Duty and you didn't do anything."
Declan: "No one gives a shit, stop pulling a Brooks."

2. Person 1: "My COD stats are better than you, get on my level u scrub."
Person 2: "I play for fun, not for stats you loser. Stop pulling a Brooks."

3. Person 1: "Carl was such a douchebag last night, he judged my real-life skills because of my Call of Duty stats. Who the hell does that?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it, he just pulled a Brooks."

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018

pull a yoongi

when you can predict the future

Reporter: “So what’s the next next step for BTS?”
Yoongi: “Maybe...Grammy”

*BTS has been invited to attend the Grammys and present an award*

armys: omg did he just pull a yoongi?

by yoongistans February 11, 2019

Pulling an Alec

The act of saying or promising you will do something and totally going against it no matter the circumstance, this could also mean somebody has done something stupid

Hey John said hed come to the party but he hasnt shown up AGAIN.
Friend: Is he really pulling an alec for the third time this week?

by Baldy24 September 24, 2018