moon squash

Chilling at night, passing the time.

Homicidal moon tendencies

"What are you up to"

"I'm just moon squashing, you?"

by PSB2017 January 29, 2017

Moon Goat

A baldheaded, slick back, no edges having, stomach hanging to her knees, flat foot size 12 shoe wearing, sleeping on your old mattress, think someone wants her man, jealous ass female

She’s a jealous ass MOON GOAT

by Little Ms. Petty Mack February 17, 2020

Moon Rod

Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.

Dude i pulled the moon rod on my girl then shit got crazy.

by Digits__ July 29, 2020

Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.

Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."

by Why my pp small bruh bruh June 7, 2020

Noon to Moon

A criminally long shift lasting from Noon until Midnight or later.

Well, it looks like we’re working Noon to Moon tomorrow!!!!! #NTM

by madcastle September 7, 2020

Moon Biscuit

The greatest hamster of all time

"Moon Biscuit really was such a good guy. I wonder how he's doing up in space now"

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 September 14, 2020

Moon Luge

Similar to "Snail Trailing", except done with your ass crack, preferably sweaty. Bare ass cracked starting from the bridge of the nose down to the tip, place ass crack and slide!

Not only was I Teabagged, they threw in a Moon Luge for good measure!

by AbsolutelyTheUndeniableTruth November 2, 2012