Caleb’s Law

An unwritten,unspoken law that grants people by the name of Caleb to do whatever the fuck they want

Billy:Why did Caleb punch that child
Tina:because Caleb’s Law said that he could

by Jeffpep February 2, 2024

Caleb

Calebs are very active and sporty. They have 1 billion passes and can be super crazy and wild and kind of a class clown but are also very smart and a high achieving. They are very popular and love working with groups and hanging out with friends. Calebs are also very open to trying new things are they have a very bright future. They are good at selling things and making deals and know pretty much anyone. One of the boys that will stick around forever and be the most loyal companion you can have.

“Yo, what’s Caleb? You wanna meet me and boys after school?”
“Yessirrrr”

by JesusBrothaUnion October 15, 2023

Caleb

Although Caleb may be a masculine name, Caleb could also be a girl. Caleb is a smart, funny, kind hearted that is always cool to talk to!

Hey do you know Caleb? She’s so cool!

by strangepersonwothsoup October 21, 2023

Caleb

The hot boy who is taken by my fake sister/bestie, the guy who entered middle school with me.

"Caleb is so hot"

by MackdeMaris November 4, 2023

Caleb

A boy who is super hot, funny, weird and nerdy he is often a loner but once you get to know him hes the best thing that will happen in your life.
A caleb is good at writing songs, playing video games and fucking.
He is the sweetest man you will ever meet and when he breaks up with you, you will cry for months and then when he wants you back you wont be able to say “no”.
He will show you what real love is like, he will look past your mistakes and failures and see you for who you are and love you for you.
A Caleb is definitely someone you want in your life.

Girl 1: “the man i slept with last night was so amazing! His cock was HUGE!”
Girl 2: “wow! His name must be caleb”
Girl 1: “how did you know!?!
Girl 2: “because everyone names caleb has a massive cock and is good in bed”

by Itsjustgeelol November 6, 2023

caleb

one of the lamest people you could know, but he can be funny sometimes. he thinks he’s cool tho.

Caleb is so lame

by layschipsss November 19, 2023

caleb hairline

a virus that has originated back in BC. it mutated and spread through the years. it is typically known as caleb hairline.

i think i am infected with caleb hairline

by iooidhiwdbed December 12, 2022