Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”

David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”

by Clitty January 27, 2020

magic-miking

When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).

John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes

by PLAyer.4nomyNOUS May 12, 2020

The magic sauce

When you mix cum, piss and shit together so it has saucy vibe.

Man can you pass me the magic sauce ;)

by SexyHunk27 May 28, 2020

magic donkey

A ride unlike any other, a ride on a dad bod

She was super wet from riding his magic donkey

by MagicDonkey June 1, 2020

magical manslaughter

An example of murder using any form of magic or done by a mage.

Harry Potter exists only because of Voldemort committing magical manslaughter

by i’m not a knitter October 30, 2020

Magical Midgets

Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.

There's some magical midgets behind the newsstand!

by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011

CoCo Magic

A burst of cuteness & tiny companion that appears & disappears the re appears bringing joy each day

I would love for a little CoCo Magic in my life

by PMBaybee June 28, 2023