Psychological engineer

A psychologist; a therapist; a mental engineer. A social scientist who students human behavior/the mind or applies knowledge and skills to provide therapy. They study the mechanics of the mind, etc.

I want to be a psychological engineer.

Psychologists are just psychological engineers!

Therapists are psychological engineers.

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

Software Engineering

The Oompa Loompa of Science

Software Engineering is the Oompa Loompa of science.
I have been called an Oompa Loompa

by The looser September 25, 2023

Engin Can

A great guy with a big penis.

I want to Engin Can.
I have to Engin Can.

by UnstoppableReckless November 22, 2021

Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense

Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

National Engineering Teacher Day

NETD is celebrated every December 9, dating back to 1926 when Engineer Hugh Jass Jr. wanted to celebrate his father’s accomplishments in the field.

Every December 9th, the engineering world celebrates National Engineering Teacher Day.

by U.S. Engineering Association December 8, 2020

Engineer

Is not arguing with you, just explaining why they're right.

Trust me, I'm an engineer.

by Amesia128 December 9, 2020

engineer

Uncle Dane man tf2 who makes everyone switch to heavy because his sentry gun is more gun

red 2fort intel room: YEEEEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! -EEEEHA- THAT ENGINEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A- YEEEEEEEEE- WOOOOOOO- IIIIIIIINCOM- *ubercharged heavy noises from blu team immediately followed my a dead heavy noise 7 seconds later* much oblige- sentry comin' up! eeeeerectin' a dispenser! teleporter comi- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY THAT ENGINE- THAT ENGINEER- THAT ENG- THAT ENGINEER'S A S- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! wewewewewwewewewewewewewewewwewewewwewewwewewewewwewwewewewewweewewewewe have taken the enemy intelligence

by UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE November 24, 2020