Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.
I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.
by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025
Get the Milking the squid mug.A sometimes derogatory, usually joking adjective used to describe nerds and grinders. People who fit this description are extremely interested in STEM, (allegedly) intellectually superior, elitist, overly hardworking, and have few personality traits beyond studying and sweating. In some circumstances, the word 'squid' may be used as praise. Generally, a squid will evolve through the following stages: baby squid--> calamari squid--> giant squid--> colossal squid--> kraken. The squid is also the official mascot of the math team and is used on all the merch.
That dude is such a squid, he got a perfect score on the math test even though the average was 55%.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.
by sammyjohn153 May 30, 2025
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by DatCrackerSledge June 11, 2025
Get the Squid mug.A person who has absolutely no care for their personal health or wellbeing whilst on a motorcycle. They are usually but not limited to being young and inexperienced in riding but still gets a turbo hayabusa they found for 4k off Craigslist or eBay as a "project bike" to "grow into" and like to think that the are the reincarnation of the lord Rossi himself. They are usually in packs on the long straights of the highway with shorts and t shirt as their only means of safety. The common bikes for a squid are; any 1000 cc or 600cc inline 4 supersport, high displacement naked bikes, turbo hayabusas that look like they're gonna go up in flames if the throttle is open more than 60 %
Panigale rider " did you here about Kyle ? "
Fireblade rider " no what happened"
Panigale rider " he flew over a crash barrier at 186 mph on his r6 and wrapped around a tree "
Fireblade rider " that's the way of a squid, lord Rossi's thirst is quenched "
Fireblade rider " no what happened"
Panigale rider " he flew over a crash barrier at 186 mph on his r6 and wrapped around a tree "
Fireblade rider " that's the way of a squid, lord Rossi's thirst is quenched "
by Pussymuncher 6000 July 20, 2023
Get the Squid mug.A squid is someone who lacks courage, loyalty and intelligence who easily conforms to their surroundings. A squid lacks individuality and integrity. A squid is the combination of a rat, a chameleon and a coward all at the same time.
Kevin: Why did nobody stand up for that kid getting bullied?
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.
Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.
Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.
Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.
Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.
by Magic Man69 August 13, 2023
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by T$UKA$A August 16, 2023
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by Fruitcakebro August 21, 2023
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