A Salty Handshake

A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.

You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?

by PiggieFatNose January 29, 2019

salty grits

When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong

This term was derived in North Hills

dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass

by Shizzymac May 21, 2018

Salty Zamboni

While boning an attractive female, upon finally reaching climax the male pulls out of which ever southern oriface he has chosen to pleasure. He then finishes on either the back or stomach and proceeds to slurp it up with his mouth, like a zamboni.

Bro I totally gave my hot teacher the Salty Zamboni after my detention.

by Papa_Racicot May 22, 2018

The Salty Chapstick

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.

Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022

Salty Bozo

Someone Who Cums Pure Salt

Hey Tobi Your A Salty Bozo

by JadeSnoww October 27, 2022

Salty Tomatoe

When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.

I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.

by Buttery Egg roll January 9, 2022

salty stalactite

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022