He’s the hottest of the hot, a must see American idol! He’s athletic, charming , hilarious, and adventurous. He destroys in volleyball and is the upmost brilliant person. Girls flock him at school he can barely even walk down school hallways without being followed by every girl he passes. They say he’s a keeper but from the stories I’ve heard he’s a player! Ohh how magical he is. If your lucky enough to see this spectacle of a man than dang i guess your lucky I don’t know what else too say. He’s the best kisser and holds himself to high standards minus his first kiss he low balled that one on some girl named maddisyn! He’s so adorable and I hope to date him one day.
Girl 1: ohh parker he’s so cute
Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long
Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag
Girl 2: yeah he’s the best he can kiss me all night long
Me: to bad I’ve got him in the bag
by Maddisyn Jolley December 20, 2021
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