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milf

Type of some old bitch which usually has a son named Matias or Cristobal
Shit, you've seen that B, she a milf, oh sorry that's your mom

fuck you- Matias
by zukry February 8, 2023
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milf gravy

The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.
Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?

Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy
by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023
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milf

Milf
by J4CXK February 11, 2023
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milf

by memelorddoge194301234567898654 February 13, 2023
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MILF

Man I love frogs

It's usally used when talking to your bros.
YO, bro, MILF!
by test§§ February 15, 2023
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MILF

1) Ghazali Jafaar is the MILF commander
2) "Man I love MILFs"

"You support the rebels?"
by Hmm..... February 17, 2023
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comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.
Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield
by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023
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