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did a Gary

To talk for a long time while making no sense at all, usually with fake confidence and lots of pointless details.

To pretend to understand something, then explain it badly so everyone ends up more confused.
He 'did a Gary'.

A: “Did you understand that meeting?”
B: “Not really, the manager just did a Gary for 30 minutes and I checked out.”

“He tried to explain crypto to his parents and completely did a Gary, no one had any idea what he was saying at the end.”

“We had our planning meeting for the race event, and he did a Gary the whole time, twenty minutes of word salad and we still have no idea what is going on.”
by WaffleAuthority December 9, 2025
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Gary

Gary is the embodiment of time eternalism. He exudes great power in controlling space-time continuum akin to the ability of Dr Strange. Strange indeed, a round of a good ol' game of four zephyr winds with Gary seems to last for a lifetime. In other non-worldly affairs, Gary assumes a cute lil sea snail character from the cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants. Gary is also an avid music lover and his favorite song is by Niall Horan, the lyrics start with "We should take this back to my place"...
Gary is a nice guy. He makes time spent with him feel like forever. It's a good thing, no?
by hellogreatworld November 23, 2021
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Gary Brannan

Everybody’s favourite Gary Brannan.

-Standard introduction of Gary Brannan, member of the Technical Difficulties.
-Everybody’s favourite.
Person 1: it’s everyone’s favourite Gary Brannan, Gary Brannan!

Person 2: ah, that guy who’s built for leisure, not for speed?
by thewhatwhatnow420 February 6, 2025
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Gary

Has a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery smooth brain and can be autistic sometimes
"Gary is a smooth brian"
by Lemon Stollen February 10, 2025
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Gary

6,1 to 6,2 , Gay Asian Boy and he wears Glasses and His Dad is the CEO Tiktok
Gary is gay but we support him.
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ts so gary

this meow meow so gary bowow nig nig bow bow boom boom bow nig boom pow shazam
"ts so gary bro like oh my god"
by nignig1215 April 28, 2025
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The Gary Millrat

The act of servicing production workers through the washrooms glory hole with the promise that said production worker will break something so the millrat can get overtime.
Dang, old boy just bought a new motorcycle, he really must have did the Gary Millrat to be able to afford that!
by TheAlmightyRod August 28, 2023
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