PoePouche The Douche

Edgar Allan Poe

A way to describe Edgar Allan Poe and his all around entitled way of speaking

PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."

by Poehater626 December 4, 2018

Douche-Loop

The area of Old Town Scottsdale, AZ that consists of nightclubs such as: El Hefe, Hi-Fi, Bottled Blonde and Bevvy. Douchy nightclubs are positioned on a one way “loop” where overdressed drunk people make bad decisions and pay too much for vodka Red Bull’s and Jaeger bombs.

I saw 6 fights and 13 drunks girls crying waiting for my Uber to pick me up from the Douche-Loop.

by Amyblackwellcomedy June 2, 2018

Douche Puffette

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.

After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.

by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

Dick-douche

A conceited asshole.

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.

by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016

Texas Douche

When your turd hits the water in the toilet so hard it backsplashes all over your ass.

"You're such a Texas Douche...no better than an ass covered in shit water."

by Cabaluchi February 20, 2020

Douche-baggage

Noun
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.

"it didn't work out with Ronnie, he had two kids With two different women, that's way too much douche-baggage to deal with."

by Not so shorty August 25, 2012

Phone-douche

Person who talks loudly on phone around a captive audience (i.e. In an elevator, a train, dorm room, or other group setting) and says ignorant, obnoxious, or simply TMI kinds of things.

In a dorm, late at night:
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."

You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.

by sprstix409 January 28, 2012