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vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody
while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving
by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022
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septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)
Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!
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Dives

A person who is outdated and a narrow minded boomer.
Look at him. He just judged the girl based on what she wears. He's such a dives
by Balruban April 16, 2022
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Dives

A person who is outdated and a narrow minded boomer.
Look at him. He just judged the girl based on what she wears. He's such a dives
by Balruban April 16, 2022
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Boogle-Dive

To "Boogle Dive" refers to a statistically rare phenomenon found only during a tandem skydive. This unlikely event occurs when a criminally-minded or literal criminal (often notorious) aka "outlaw" unknowingly ends up tethered to an active duty or recently retired law enforcement officer and they form an unintentional bond with each other that can never be separated due to their conjoined fall toward an almost imminent death together.
"I just found out that jump instructor is a cop and Bronwyn just performed a boogle-dive!
by Tekorji November 26, 2020
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Dive Bomb

When you lie on your back with mouth wide open while being fucked with your pussy or ass pointing up and the person fucking you drops a shit in your mouth.
I totally dive bombed Meegan last night.
by Turkey Dick March 31, 2021
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Swine Dive

Like a swan dive but with an added backflip, called this because pigs are the farthest animal from swans and there is a high probability for a belly flop
Bro that guy just flopped hard,
yea bro he tried to do a swine dive
by dive boy May 13, 2021
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