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Cannon Cleanse

can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/

The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
Man, I might just have to Cannon cleanse this place before the wife gets home.
by The accommodator August 19, 2019
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Hand Cannoneering

The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."

Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.
John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.
by Dash71101 September 3, 2019
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Cannon

A boy who is nice but hides his emotions through his ego and thinks he is all that. He is a great person deep down but hides it. Follows the crowd and would be a great boyfriend but is too full of himself. You want to be his friend but he makes it so hard. Likes video games and shoes and cars is a flirt and player
Girl1. It is so hard to be friends with cannon even if he seems nice

Girl2 yea I know
by Alllallalalalalalala September 19, 2019
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Bone cannon

Bone cannon odd the weed
by Ghantous May 17, 2018
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Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.
Hey, wanna go shoot a flesh cannon with the boys?
by Chlamydia228 May 20, 2018
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Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.
Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.
by Jbobrn September 6, 2017
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fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.
"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"
by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017
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