Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021

balloon

yo mamas baby mama

i raped your balloon last night

by yo bithc December 19, 2021

Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

by nicola December 20, 2021

Balloon

A synonym of joy

I am feeling very balloonful today

by Johnnybutts69 April 8, 2022

balloon bimbo

A male freind which is seen as a tomboy by his male dominated freinds group.

Kyle, you're such a balloon bimbo! Want to sleep over at my place?

by memememegumin April 19, 2022

man balloon

a man balloon is another name for a condom

he left his man balloon laying in the middle of the floor

by edgyeddy1405 November 3, 2021

Balloon

Amazing Childhood toy. You throw it up to the ceiling and watch it fall and hit it. And repeat. An amazing toy. It can also float, stick to a wall, etc. It was a great toy to play with your friends.

Friend: Hey, it's a balloon.
Me: Ah. Childhood memories.

Friend: SAMEEE!

by HellInferno November 8, 2021