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smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.
Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.
by kkling October 20, 2010
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Carebear face

The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.
I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.
by Chocolate_Starfish October 20, 2010
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Face Crunch

The act of proving someone wrong. Especially after they have argued with you and you are RIGHT!!!!
Man, I really gave Daniel the face crunch when he argued there was never an escalator on the first floor of the Pavilions by Maggiano's.
by The Good Side of Amy B. July 20, 2010
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face-glorious

Someone who constantly posts things about themselves on their facebook page in hopes for responses, yet never responds to other's posts.
Mary: This sux, I have to move.

Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.

Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)

Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
by overitall July 22, 2010
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face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.
Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."
by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010
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Socrates Face

Pronounced (SOE-CRATES FACE)

An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
BAAHAAHAAHA SOCRATES FACE!!
by TzatzikiGoo4U July 27, 2010
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buddyface (but-he-face)

the male equivilant to "butterface".
Damn he has a nice body, "buddyface (but-he-face)" is ugly.
by cuteyounglady July 28, 2010
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