Stalker Talking

Stalker Talking is when someone, who you usually don't really know, strikes up an unwanted, meaningless, uncomfortable conversation with you everytime they see you.

Karen was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that creepy guy started stalker talking to her again.

by Combat Spoon October 28, 2010

taxi talk

saying shit about people.
Like when your drunk in the back of a taxi and you talk aload of rubbish.

hes doing the taxi talk again

by millie_1 January 14, 2008

Talking Philosophy

A method of seduction by which Adam Powell will single out an attractive lady, discuss Philosophy with her until everyone falls asleep, and then fornicate with her. The term 'talking philosophy' is then substituted for the actual act of intercourse.

-Hey what happened with that girl last night?

-Nothing

-I heard you guys talking philosophy

-Yeah...

by TheMacLennan March 24, 2009

Strap talk

When someone talks about having a gun, using a gun, planning to use a gun, or pretty much anything related to guns in a gangster way.

Me and my homies just love to stand around and talk strap all day.

"Don't worry about it. It's just general strap talk"
"Don't you talk strap to me."

by ElJameso February 11, 2013

fatty talk

when you start describing food and what you want to do to it the moment you put your hands on it

fatty
fatty talk
Example #1 "dude im so hungry i can't wait to eat lunch. im going to order a double patty, with large fries and skip the drink, but add onion rings. oh and add bacon and get ..."

Example #2 "OMG kenny you know what would be so good right now? If we go get some mexican food! like a burrito and a side order of fries .... "

by JayJackJackie March 11, 2013

Joe Talk

To strike up a useless and aggravatingly long conversation. Originates from the talk initiated by a Trader Joe's cashier with a customer.

Martha, the Trader Joe's cashier, decided to Joe Talk me while I was trying to pay for my mint chip ice cream. She spent the next seven minutes trying to figure out if we could figure out how long it would take to hand churn ice cream together. The customers behind me were now all petrified by the ideas of how Martha would Joe Talk them.

by agilemage September 25, 2014

Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015