Google Translate

A place where people will type stupid things in other languages to get a funny result in english. It's barely used for anything real.

𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 (Google Translate)

French: jus de oof
English: oof juice

by a lightswitch + a doorbell March 12, 2019

Google Ogle

To google oneself and revel in all the posts about themselves found on Google search.

"Keanu Reeves doesn't know he's the Internet's Boyfriend because he doesn't Google Ogle himself"

"Kim Kardashian spends 24 hours a day Google Ogling herself"

"I didn't know I was famous in Japan till I Googled Ogled myself"

by CyrusMuller June 15, 2019

Google Hell

This is when you have to suffer through a conversation with someone who thinks they know it all, the Know It All will ramble on and on throwing out facts and acts surprised when you don't know what they are talking about, these people aren't well liked

Listening to him is like some kind of Google Hell

by Googled Hell April 24, 2017

Google Plus

Google+ is currently dominated by teenagers and young adults. We have the cult inner circles (shroomboys) and many things like that. There are lots of drama but overall it's a good place.

Alexander: *posts meme on Google Plus*
500 +1's

by BOINAENAE February 10, 2018

Google Certified

Knowing everything you can on a specific topic and becoming a professional by using google.

Jessie- I know everything about Parakeets

Siera- Oh really, are you an avian vet?

Jessie- No, Im google certified BITCH

by jkplaymate07 July 12, 2012

Google check

Going to Google's site when you are unsure if your internet is working. If Google comes up, then you know you have a connection.

Lindsay: Its weird, I can't get to TMZ.com or Thesuperficial.com, but I have internet.

Paris: How do you know you have internet?

Lindsay: I did a Google check.

by Deepthoughts March 1, 2012

Google Phone

Refers to a smart-phone running an Android OS, tightly integrated with Google's server-side APIs.

The original Motorola Droid smart phone is one of the original Google Phones, with a built-in slide-out physical keyboard.

My Google Phone let's me speak into the microphone, sends it up to Google's Cloud for translation into text, then returns the text seamlessly back to the phone.

The real value of a Google Phone is it's smooth integration between the device, the OS, and the Google Cloud and its various services.

by dave_helmut August 22, 2011