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Crab dinner

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex
C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it
by masshole official July 1, 2017
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Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth
by Familyroasts November 24, 2017
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Cowboy's Dinner

The act of furiously jerking off while throwing up into a toilet.
"Just walked in on Matt making a cowboy's dinner."

"I don't know what I drank last night, but I woke up in the bathroom with a Cowboy's Dinner infront of me"
by robohobo_ March 18, 2017
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French dinner

The fine art of replacing a meal with wine and cigarettes.
Not working tomorrow so I'll probably just have a light French dinner and pass out.
by SaltySate October 4, 2016
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tinder dinner

When a girl goes on a tinder date strictly for the free dinners.
Hey Mary I totally made another guy pay for the tinder dinner. I even ordered a takeaway box for you.
by Timtimtimmy May 15, 2016
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Crotch dinner

The act of putting your penis into two piece of bread and adding ketchup
This bitch was hungry i gave her a crotch dinner
by Bouillabaisse February 4, 2018
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