go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive) way, depending on the situation, of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet . Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma July 31, 2016

Cave

Pussy or ass

Yo I didn't know which cave to stick it in!

by Dillhole17 December 6, 2016

memory cave

A place where you keep items such as framed pictures, ornaments, and other objects that remind you of specific events of your past.

Guy1: I got so many pictures of my family and friends hanging on my bedroom wall...
Guy 2: Wow dude you've got yourself a memory cave!

by The Raptor October 20, 2015

underwear sea cave

Another term for a woman's wet vagina.

Her pussy was so wet it was like a underwear sea cave.

by SueEJustCause December 11, 2015

Bat cave involvement

Fingering a person's anus.

I had Jane around my house last night after dinner. Ended up getting a knob gobble while I gave her some bat cave involvement.

by Zonal K November 28, 2019

Cave man

John Ray

Damn that cave man looking like a beef cake today

by Jehabdjd December 1, 2019

Cave in

A big dent in your chest (also called pectus excavatum) which turns you into the cavinator

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THAT DUDES CAVE IN

by oscar the fat kid December 8, 2019