anus cliffhangers

A turd that won't release from your ass that you must wiggle around the toilet just to get it loose.

These anus cliffhangers won't fuckin' release from my ass. I keep shaking and shaking, but it just won't drop.

by Roid Rage manager May 10, 2014

roll of the anus

Similar to a roll of the dice. commonly used in reference to the anal production, or storage of, roofies.

I'm not sure if she will remember this night, its a bit of a roll of the anus.

by fecalToes May 8, 2014

Anus way

The true love of your own anus leading too enlightenment

Dude i was 4 {fingers into my anus when it hit me and thats how i found inner peace.
i call it the Anus way

by Neby December 20, 2014

burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

walking anus

your anus burns so bad, it feels like it wants to sprout legs and walk away.

after eating that chili you'll get a walking anus.

by MangleBaDangle March 30, 2015

admiral anus

A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.

Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?

by Asshandle June 26, 2015

shaved anus

a anus made hairless by the owner with a razer blade

buzz buzz snip snip shaved anus

by picklelicker999 August 28, 2016