Andres

There are two types of Andres. One is sped and the other isn't.

person: He is really sped

person2: yea his name is Andres
person: the other guy is good at chess
person2:yea his name is Andres

by christy.kujo February 11, 2022

Andre

He's cool. Simple

Is that Andre, he's so cool.

by anonymous October 5, 2021

Andres

Professional glass filler

Andres might be able to come

by Filthynuggets October 8, 2021

Andres

Andres is a bitch and the name Andres should be considered a massive red flag.

"Fuck Andres" -Anthony
"Yeah fuck Andres he smells like a bitch" -Noah

by RingTail1 October 15, 2021

Andres

Usually has sex with his sister and is usually from Columbia and makes jokes about him having intercourse with your mom or sister and saying you don’t have a sister you’ll have one in 9 months and says HOT and said “hardness is temperary and virginity is forever”

“Andres has sex with his sister”

by El doritos November 1, 2021

The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”

“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”

by El doritos November 1, 2021

Andres

The pure embodiment of evil itself. Andres is so evil that he even makes Satan shit himself.

Andres is evil, he killed my cat.

by Andres Slayer September 8, 2021