Snake knees

Jack shit. Nothing. Snake knees don’t exist and that is the point.

Guy 1: I’m broke as fuck man, I got a bank account full of snake knees.
Guy 2: damn.

by Clarence deepwater II March 24, 2020

snake preview

A dishonest, untrustworthy person's first, seemingly innocuous gesture that should have tipped you off as to their character.

It was many years later, after he had left her for her best friend, that she realized - his stiffing the waiter on their first date was a snake preview.

by Monkey's Dad April 9, 2020

Snake-Hog

a person who goes behind friends backs and steals

“Yo ellie did you take my brownie?”
“Yes”
“You’re a goddamn snake-hog”

by whet_whillie March 16, 2020

snake break

The act of breaking one's male reproductive organ.

Dae Dae: Damn B! You was givin me that bomb head but just hit me with that snake break!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

Snake jew

A snake that is a jew

No way chase I saw a snake Jew on the mountain.

by Deeznuts6828374 September 4, 2017

Snakes in the lawn

When there is a snitch/tattletale in the area and you have to make your friends aware.

Be careful around that park, there are snakes in the lawn...

by etes October 18, 2017

snake trader

Snake traders are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who start a fantasy football pool within their office and trick first year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of his team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Hector! What do you think about this trade Ashhad convinced me on? I'll give him Antonio Brown for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade.Do not take it. Ashhad is such a snake trader."

by Hectorino November 6, 2017