math rocks

chickity clack rocks for tabletop games like dnd, pathfinder, call of cathulu, Warhammer, ext that go clickity clack when you roll to attack and make you sad when they dont agree with your plan.

player: i shoot the troll

gm: ok clickity clack roll the math rock to attack

player: .....nat 1.....

gm: your arrow flies and hits grabnack in the back of the head nocking him to 0 hit points

player: GOD FUCKING DANM IT

other player: dont blame the math rocks for your failure

player: FUCK YOU

by asxdghjkl June 3, 2021

Hegarty Maths

A educational website run by a multimillionaire bell-end known as colin hegarty. He is the cause of suicidal lessons and straining all of your blood, toil, tears and sweat into a fucking equation

Hegarty Maths gave me diphtheria last night

by Ethanslovelylife June 11, 2021

Pirate Math

Embezzling money, much like a pirate accountant would do.

Looks to be 300 dabloons unaccounted fer, I’ll be walkin the plank if they find out I been using Pirate Math.

by PirateMathematician01 May 3, 2022

Math Methods

A VCE subject that bascially harder and easier than specialist maths, a lot of applications and can be irritating to some ppl, ppl drop to further maths cuz (some) teachers just don't do their job properly and confuse the whole classes, messes up their brain, depression/stress giveaway

Theo: fuck I have Math Methods
Also Theo: whatever i ma drop back to further maths

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

Math homework

A type of torture teachers give school kids. Although for some reason some people think this is fun and actually like it. Sometimes it wont be bad, but most of the time it leads to screaming, crying and headaches.

Hey dude you down to play?
I can't, I have math homework.

by I_want_to_sleep_forever December 14, 2020

Rager Math

Math that is clearly incorrect by a far off means of numbers that make you get Forrest Whitaker eye while attempting to read it.

After seeing that kid get up at the front of the class and write on the board 7-3=49678.32, I knew he only knew rager math

by WordJesus December 29, 2020