Father Wristmas

Jerking off on Christmas Day

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

Father

"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"

"world's most homeless guy ever"

Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W

by ParanoidGod March 16, 2022

Harold's Father

A strong and handsome man that loves spending time with his son Harold The Gorilla.

I love Harold's Father, He's so strong and Handsome

by Harold's Father January 25, 2022

Father

Mythical creature. In someone’s imagination especially in a little girls. Never there.Never will be.

Some one who you happen to share a DNA with, someone who you would to call your father

by Parentlesshailey February 4, 2022

Father

A synonym for nothing, having zero of something

"Hey I have a father." "You have nothing, nice"

by CommunistPS5 February 10, 2022

Your father

The guy who will never come back, I know you searched this because you misss your father, do you need help? we can talk.

Your father is the wife of your mom

by BIGSHOT1997 April 10, 2022