osd (obsessive soccer disorder)

the state of being completely and utterly addicted to the sport soccer. (futbol)

girl: alex obviously has osd
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.

by anna oup- June 4, 2019

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Soccer

A form of team game played with an oval ball on a field marked out as a gridiron. Points are scored mainly through touchdowns and field goals. Each side has eleven players on the field at any time.

"How was the soccer game? Did you win?"

"The soccer game was great. We indeed won."

by 7 Rings Lover April 20, 2019

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Soccer sweat

An asshole thats sucksthe dick of rustlord

What a soccer sweat

by YT_rippa May 5, 2019

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Me- I play soccer" ----- Man with shirt rolled up to make a bra runs at me.

by Stinky36 December 3, 2019

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men’s soccer

a made up sport for people who can’t play anything else

why would you go to a men’s soccer game

by caroline butler December 5, 2019

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Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019

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Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.

Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."

by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020

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