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salty splatune

the act of ones penis going into a yaks anus, while haveing oral sex with a manbearpig, and haveing both you. the yak,and the man bear pig fly up into the sky while fucking. like Pegasus with wings.
dudet1. "yo man i tottaly gave that kellsie kimerly a salty splatune.
dudet2. no way man nice, ill try a anal ballon on her for sure!
by the smelly yeti January 1, 2012
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Salty Pinata

Salty Pinata- the given name to the act of having a man 'fuck' the mouth/throat of a girl (or guy) while their head dangles off of the bed/couch. The man's genitalia must also be sweating enough to visible notice, and the testicles must be slapping the partner in the face with every thrust. It is the combination of the salt and swinging, slapping testicles that make a salty pinata
Darla threw up a little when Dave gave her a Salty Pinata
by redthealmightypunchdrunk March 14, 2011
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Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.
Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.
by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011
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The Salty Seafoam

When two willing adults get down on all fours and place whipped cream in their butt cracks, pressing their butts together farting simultaneously. Then quickly turning around to pee on eachother. Thus creating a explosion of salty whipped cream delight!
Instead of listening to white noise wave music we created our own ocean bliss by performing The Salty Seafoam. Feel the breeze!
by Briney January 16, 2023
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salty cock

when a person is being cocky and salty they are a salty cock
ben: im so good at this all beat you w out trying
friend: *ends up winning*
ben: you only have on cos im injured
friend: stop being a salty cock!
by 444ngelll May 1, 2023
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Salty Leach

One who gets very angry very easily.
I would stay away from Ryan today, he is a salty leach.
by V3ry S3xy Ryan November 27, 2018
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Salty Jan

The best player at fortnite. Usually the last person alive out of their squad even with no kills.
by radboss#1 June 16, 2018
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