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Republicans are weird

A white male who is culturally intolerant and pushes alt-right fascist propaganda. May engage in comb overs, factitious disorders, ramblings, couch love, dolphin porn, or cat fights. Synonyms: creep, controlling, Donald, J. D. Vance
Them: Did you see the RNC convention? The line-up was a bad flashback of the 90s and the audience dressed in costumes with ear bandages mocking their own candidate.
Me: Republicans are weird.
by Cr8zy Cat Lady July 29, 2024
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Republican

A group of politicians that cannot govern, thinks the Constitution is only the Second Amendment, Thinks Actors, Creationists, White Christian Nationalists, and Bubbleheads like Lauren Boebert and Paul Gosar can govern or do anything without a Registered Nurse to remind them to breathe.

A group of people that can't think about others, only of themselves.
The Republicans have spent 15 months doing nothing and failing at that. Republican Representative Marjorie Greene rather talk about how AIDS is spread by Chinese controlled Jewish Space Lasers on the orders of Joseph Biden and Hugo Chavez, who are also high on a mixture of Speed and Fentanyl. Also that Michelle Obama is a post-op Transsexual.
by GKuriboh April 27, 2024
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Red Hat Republican

a tame/respectful way of referring to the deplorable group of republicans who have unending support for Trump and would wear a red MAGA hat.
I didnt realize my friend was a red hat Republican until I saw he got arrested on Jan. 6th
by rrruffeltherrrridge May 18, 2024
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Pawntard Republicans

Any Republican that does not make enough money to get any benefits from their party and thus are used as a pawn to get the votes needed to pass tax breaks for the very rich.
Those hillbillies are Pawntard Republicans because they don’t make enough money for their party to even care about them.
by Slickcoug November 29, 2021
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Critical republican theory

Critical republican theory is to take anything considered woke and assume people of color to blame and indoctrinate children when in reality the Republicans are just racist
Matt walsh had a critical republican theory that schools teaching about race is making him look bad so he got upset and cried over woke media
by ancientalienrockdweller December 4, 2021
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The Gay Republican fallacy

A hypothesis that predicts a pattern of hypocrisy from prominent figures in entertainment, politics, etc. It posits that, "the louder someone is for a value of ethic and/or moral behavior, the less likely they actually subscribed to it in their personal lives." The name comes from the stereotypical "Christian values" conservative who supports anti-LGBTQ legislation, only to get caught leaving a gay bar or sleeping with a male prostitute. This isn't isolated to such cases, as the Gay Republican fallacy applies to any case of a public figure who's a proponent for a specific cause/value getting outed for actions that contradict their advocacy. This can be a celebrity who's a big supporter of feminism, only to get ousted for having a history of predatory behavior. It could also be a reality TV show husband whose a proponent of "traditional family values" and being loyal to your wife getting caught having an affair or an account on an adult chat site. Maybe is comes from a place of guilt or self-loathing, or maybe these individuals' public personas are a self aware grift to draw up support from specific demographics (the religious, the politically correct, etc.). The answer is unclear, but the Gay Republican fallacy always has been and always will be; as ling as there's a celebrity or politician ruins their reputation by being a complete hypocrite.
Wow, James Franco hopped on the #metoo movement, only to get ousted for using his acting school to pressure female students into sleeping with him. Just another example of the Gay Republican Fallacy.
by Metrodweller33 March 20, 2024
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Closet Republican

The kinda guy who lives on the East or West coast (usually high income) and reluctantly votes for the Republicans mostly because he doesn’t want to pay the Democrat’s proposed taxes. He often goes to great lengths to appease his liberal friends in conversation and not let them know who he voted for.
“That guy is such a closet Republican, there’s no way he’s pro taxes with a house like that.”
“He’s such an obvious appeaser, like some closet Republican trying to fit in.”
by Henrey S March 21, 2024
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