penis

used for blowjobs

"i like to suck mikey penis"
"same susan!"

by funky jazz stains August 11, 2018

Penis

A male genital that when your mother sucks, she chokes.

Is that your mother choking oin your best friends penis?

by sarjddfh.asjk January 22, 2019

Penis

A tube that women suck.

I have a penis.

by Thomas Cameron February 18, 2019

Penis

big long thing hanging from a man

johns penis is very small

by Sava Sobolevs May 24, 2018

Penis

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by I eat poop 69 December 24, 2021

Penis

Something I put in your mom last night ;)

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

penis

something you don't have

Your girlfriend has a penis, you don't.

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 2, 2009