Stallion Knight

a fucking gangster with a filet mignon that slaps

That guy’s a mf stallion knight

by supersecret February 16, 2021

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Hypixel Knights

a group of sweaty skywars virgins

Hey, have you seen the new STAYEZ GvG video?
Yeah, them Hypixel Knights probably never seen a titty pic.

by not doec March 1, 2021

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the most amazing girlfriend you could ever have. she’s funny, loveable and great in general. someone who makes you happy when you’re sad and someone who can easily make you forget all of the stressful things in your life, someone who doesn’t know exactly how to react to love given, but someone who secretly loves to be loved. someone who plays hard to get but secretly wants to tell you how much she loves you. an ethereal person who deserves the world. <3

“oh look! there’s keavey knight, she’s so amazing!”

by your s/o March 13, 2021

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Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.

Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021

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Alex Knight

A guy who stalks a certain female with red hair. He makes all the boys jealous of his massive peen. Lovers such as Luke Morphet love to snuggle up to the Knight himself.
Rumour has it no one has ever seen his forehead those who have seen have slowly perished.

“I wish Alex Knight would stop stalking me”
“I wish Alex Knight was mine”
“Alex looks cool with his cap on”

by Real Dr Pepper April 14, 2021

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Kolkata Knight Riders

Acronym: KKR. The most inconsistent franchise in the history of the Indian Premier League. Full of underperforming players and governed by a pathetic management team, KKR should not be confused with the show Knight Rider starring David Hasselhoff, wherein a cop solves crime cases along with his talking car.

Might also be called KKHAR.

I am a Kolkata Knight Riders fan. I don't exist.

by ticktockmuthafucka April 24, 2021

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